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  My anointed mother sleep over!! She hears demon creaking at night and my wife cheats on me!

  by Witness 007 in

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  visiting her "lost son" and this morning she says there was demonic "knocking" on the windows and ceiling and she did not sleep.

  my wife has her own buisness and works late so her holiness asked me to drive down to see if she was fornicating with anyone....she thinks two worldly people taking an elevator to the 10 floor would have had sex by the 5th floor....thats the quality of anionted alive today...she is not nuts a well respected pioneer nazi..... .

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  My mother isn't annointed and she could have said the same thing if she slept over. . . . although she never will because we won't let her step foot in our home.

  My own sleepover story from another thread:

  My mother thought everything in the world was demonized, and drilled "DEMONS DEMONS DEMONS" into my head.

  So, I went to sleep over a JW friend's house, and when the lights went out, thousands of demons started appearing under my covers! Little scary demonic sparks lighting up everywhere.

  "JEHOVAH! JEHOVAH!!!"

  My friend tried to explain it away as "static electricity," but I knew better.

  My friend's parents called my parents to pick up their whack-job son who thinks that static electricity is demons.
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  First time ever, exJWs appear on Estonian television: full subtitled clip

  by tunnistaja.ee in

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  this was on air october 21st: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cd9whye_x7y.

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  Marking to watch with wife later.

  JW TV indeed!
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  Slip Sliding Away :I went to a 1 day assembly-Why?

  by MissFit in

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  i have not attended anything jw related for over a year.... until last week when i went to our one day convention.. why you ask?.

  i can do what i want i'm a grown adult.. ok...ok...so my jw childhood friend who i have not seen forever, came by for a visit.. i mentally went through the check list:.

  is she pioneering and need extra time?.

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  My wife has forbidden me from attending the upcoming assembly day. . . WHICH IS AWSOME!!!

  She'll go for family, but she wishes she could stay home too.
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  JAN 2015 Awake - Yet More Fallacies and Disingenuous Statements re Evolution/Creation

  by konceptual99 in

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  2. beliefs

  so the new awake is up.. first question..... "how did life begin?.

  how would you complete the following sentance?.

  life is the result of..... a. evolution.

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  breakfast of champions

  While many insist that an evolutionary origin of life is an indisputable fact, others are not satisfied with the answers that evolution provides regarding how life began and how life developed.

  This sentence basically sums up the article. It says,"We don't like your answers."

  Written for dummies.
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  Awake! to be part of Watchtower Public Edition!

  by Atlantis in

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  2. bible

  this was posted on a jw site and it would be nice if we could verify.. .. .. as of february 2015, the awake!

  will come as a part of the watchtower public edition instead of as a separate magazine.

  this is a huge change... with serious cost savings.

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  All that stands between separate WT and Awake "magazines" right now is a strip of glue down the middle.

  I am still predicting they will be combined, but under the new name "JW.org magazine"
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  Awake January 2015: How did life begin? - More misquotes

  by Designer Stubble in

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  2. bible

  [quote]some might assume that a scientifically-minded person would pick evolution and that a religious person would pick creation.

  but not always.. rama singh, professor of biology at canadas mcmaster university, says: the opposition to evolution goes beyond religious fundamentalism and includes a great many people from educated sections of the population.[/quote].

  end-of-quote in awake.

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  Maybe "Gerard" is a mononymous scientist, you know, like Einstein or Oppenheimer. . . ..
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  JAN 2015 Awake - Yet More Fallacies and Disingenuous Statements re Evolution/Creation

  by konceptual99 in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  so the new awake is up.. first question..... "how did life begin?.

  how would you complete the following sentance?.

  life is the result of..... a. evolution.

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  For example, the Bible does not support creationism. It does not state that the earth was created in six literal 24-hour days

  It doesn't say it wasn't six literal 24 hour days either. . . . How do we know one reading is false and the other true?

  This magazine sounds awful.
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  Evidence Regarding the Evolution of Cetaceans - Whales etc

  by cofty in

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  2. beliefs

  this excellent little video sumamrises some of the evidence for the evolutionary history of cetaceans.. if focuses on comparative anatomy, embryology, fossils and dna.. .... .

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  How else do you account for the small pelvis and leg bones that are buried deep in the blubber of whales?

  Jehovah designed whales that way to test our faith.
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  Not on JW.org: SIX Texas victims acuse Jehovah's Witness Elder & Circuit Overseer of sexual abuse, and bring lawsuit against Watchtower for cover-up.

  by Balaamsass2 in

  1. watchtower
  2. child-abuse

  sexual exploitation and abuse of six young children leads to lawsuit in dallas county.

  dallas, oct. 23, 2014 /news.gnom.es/ six young adults, from north texas, all sexually abused as children, filed suit today in dallas, texas state court against three north texas jehovahs witnesses congregations (dallas, plano, and greenville), the watchtower bible and tract society of new york, and an elder.. sexually abused when they were ages 4 through 14, the plaintiffs were children of members of the dallas, plano, and greenville jehovahs witnesses congregations.

  the suit states that they were repeatedly sexually abused and molested by an elder and an unknown regional circuit overseer, and that they and their families were threatened with discipline and harm if they disclosed the abuse to anyone.

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  Geez! It's like a set of lawsuits every other week now!
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  Evidence Regarding the Evolution of Cetaceans - Whales etc

  by cofty in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  this excellent little video sumamrises some of the evidence for the evolutionary history of cetaceans.. if focuses on comparative anatomy, embryology, fossils and dna.. .... .

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  There was a great special exhibit on this subject at the Museum of Natural History in NY last year.

  The evidence caused my family great cognitive dissonance - which I think is a good thing!

  I particularly enjoyed pointing out to them how over time, Jehovah created creatures with smaller and smaller hip bones until they became the vestigial ones seen in whales today.

  Jehovah's a tricky guy!